Yes.
Yes.
Three score and five months ago, our fashion fore fathers brought forth upon this nation the style tide that is skinny jeans. For too long, these pants have been fit for women only.
No Longer!
Today, we present the Mancypation Proclaimation.
1) Tighter is better
2) Bedazzled? Hellz Yes.
3) Boot cut? I cut you.
4) Nothing is more manly than pastels.